The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.952 billion Mocanaquans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. The average income tax rate is 2.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 6,851 trillion Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 190,568 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Decimvs Barbarossa holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 14,062^nd in the world and 10^th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.52 law-abiding acts per hour.