The Republic of Mobilitus is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.819 billion Mobilitusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Public Transport and Healthcare are also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobilitusian economy, worth 707 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 185,206 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,012,282 per year while the poor average 17,322, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mobilitus's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mobilitus is ranked 929^th in the world and 2^nd in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 39,037.25 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.