The Republic of Mobilitus is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.534 billion Mobilitusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobilitusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 228,956 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging, Mobilitusian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mobilitus's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mobilitus is ranked 3^rd in the world and 3^rd in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 85,584.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.