Rudest Citizens: 1,352ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,562nd
The Nomadic Peoples of
Corporate Bordello
Show me the money!
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Moaning Lisa

Population4.211 billion

CapitalFanny Hill
LeaderMoll Flanders
FaithMeretriciousness

CurrencyVoucher
AnimalLouse

The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.211 billion Moaning Lisans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 789 trillion Vouchers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 187,405 Vouchers, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Moaning Lisa, male tourists tend to be fearful of Moaning Lisa's deadly femme fatales, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meretriciousness.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 1,542nd in the world and 59th in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 31,716.74 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,352ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,562ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,736thHighest Crime Rates: 1,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,133rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,292ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,394thFattest Citizens: 5,325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,835thMost Efficient Economies: 6,035thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,363rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,729thHighest Average Incomes: 8,994thMost Armed: 9,900thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,690thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,536thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,178thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,216thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,868thHighest Food Quality: 14,176thMost Cultured: 14,575thMost Inclusive: 14,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,403rdSmartest Citizens: 15,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,534thLargest Black Market: 17,941stMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,421stLargest Governments: 26,535th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 123rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Armed: 169th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 185th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionLargest Black Market: 243rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 279th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 345th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 398th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 424th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 441st in the regionMost Cultured: 457th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 464th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 484th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 484th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 496th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 504th in the regionMost Inclusive: 522nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 631st in the regionLargest Governments: 740th in the regionNudest: 808th in the regionMost Developed: 828th in the regionLargest Populations: 828th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 881st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 969th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 992nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,019th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,048th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, male tourists tend to be fearful of Moaning Lisa's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Moaning Lisa.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Moaning Lisa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, Moll Flanders's perky ego is the talk of the town.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.

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