Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,711thHighest Crime Rates: 2,562ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,888th
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Moaning Lisa

Population1.241 billion

CapitalFanny Hill
LeaderMoll Flanders


The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.241 billion Moaning Lisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 168 trillion Vouchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 135,851 Vouchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,414 per year while the poor average 30,489, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Atheists are heavily taxed, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Courtesanship.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 47,429th in the world and 2,488th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 674.94 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,711thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,562ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,888thRudest Citizens: 2,942ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,756thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,842ndFattest Citizens: 4,902ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,959thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,777thLargest Retail Industry: 8,235thTop
Most Armed: 12,555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,679thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,161stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,548thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,585thHighest Drug Use: 16,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,899thMost Cultured: 18,485thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,776thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,149thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,652ndMost Inclusive: 23,200th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 130th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 169th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 215th in the regionFattest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 256th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 259th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 423rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 429th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 498th in the regionMost Armed: 577th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 607th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 634th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 690th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 742nd in the regionNudest: 788th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 816th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 817th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 842nd in the region

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