Rudest Citizens: 281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 289thHighest Crime Rates: 344th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Population5.303 billion

CapitalNone of your business
LeaderNone of your business
FaithNone of your business

CurrencyRon Paul
Animalkoala bear

The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by None of your business with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.303 billion Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Joan live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None of your business. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo-ish economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion Ron Pauls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 227,274 Ron Pauls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, the koala bear stadiums are open 24/7, and rioting and unrest sweep the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo's national animal is the koala bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None of your business.

Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is ranked 440th in the world and 19th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 81.38 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 289thHighest Crime Rates: 344thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 387thFattest Citizens: 440thMost Armed: 512thLargest Retail Industry: 713thMost Avoided: 775thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 853rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,036thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,241stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,466thHighest Drug Use: 1,939thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,515thMost Efficient Economies: 2,752ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,216thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,882ndMost Inclusive: 3,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,138thMost Influential: 4,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,243rdNudest: 4,526thHighest Average Incomes: 4,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,748thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,118thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,230thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,418thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,068thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,507thHighest Economic Output: 15,212thMost Cultured: 16,465thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,811thMost Secular: 16,993rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,543rdMost Pro-Market: 21,261st
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 204th in the regionNudest: 208th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 347th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 384th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 393rd in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Stationary: 488th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 525th in the regionMost Extreme: 615th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 766th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 771st in the region

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