Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Primitive: 436thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 571st
The Cheesetopia of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Welcome to this cheesy, 12 slice nation
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Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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MLGPizzaTimeLand

Population2.894 billion

CapitalCapital Pizza
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FaithPizzafarianism

CurrencyPizza Slices
AnimalPizza

The Cheesetopia of MLGPizzaTimeLand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.894 billion Pizza Landers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Pizza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The all-consuming Pizzian economy, worth 258 trillion Pizza Sliceses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,436 Pizza Sliceses, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps stinks, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MLGPizzaTimeLand's national animal is the Pizza, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pizzafarianism.

MLGPizzaTimeLand is ranked 1,068th in the world and 20th in the West Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 58.23 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Primitive: 436thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 571stMost Ignorant Citizens: 748thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 845thFattest Citizens: 1,068thHighest Crime Rates: 1,524thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,858thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,321stLargest Mining Sector: 4,461stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,025thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,446thLargest Black Market: 15,481stHighest Drug Use: 17,566th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 65th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 213th in the regionLargest Black Market: 214th in the regionMost Average: 216th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 221st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 236th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 498th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in MLGPizzaTimeLand, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.

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