Highest Crime Rates: 3,912thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,751st
The Matriarchy of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Customers always cum first!
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Shoeshiner
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Thriving
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Miss Chief

Population346 million

CapitalThe Staff Room

CurrencyTip
AnimalCustomer

The Matriarchy of Miss Chief is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 346 million Barmaids enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Staff Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The thriving service economy, worth 24.4 trillion Tips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 70,477 Tips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,456 per year while the poor average 17,982, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", and Miss Chief has designated The Staff Room as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miss Chief's national animal is the Customer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Miss Chief is ranked 203,031st in the world and 45th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.4 percentage of bribes refused.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,912thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,751stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,779thTop
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Most Armed: 13,051stFattest Citizens: 14,525thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,819thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,102ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,464thHighest Drug Use: 24,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,450thMost Avoided: 25,248thMost Secular: 25,600th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miss Chief lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : Miss Chief was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Miss Chief changed its national demonym adjective to "service".
  • : Miss Chief changed its national capital to "The Staff Room".
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Chief, Miss Chief has designated The Staff Room as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Chief, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Chief, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Chief, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Chief, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Miss Chief lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.

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