Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,068thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,439thHighest Crime Rates: 1,513th
The Queendom of the Free Lands of
Capitalist Paradise
Libertarianism guide us to triumph over other nations.
Saint Empress Angélica I
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Miranorte

Population2.12 billion

CapitalMiratônia
LeaderSaint Empress Angélica I
FaithSientific Atheism

CurrencyTôniciano Crown
AnimalArara-Caninde

The Queendom of the Free Lands of Miranorte is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Empress Angélica I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.12 billion Tônicios are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miratônia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tônicianos economy, worth 327 trillion Tôniciano Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 154,578 Tôniciano Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,216,622 per year while the poor average 4,870, a ratio of 249 to 1.

Saint Empress Angélica I has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miranorte's national animal is the Arara-Caninde, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sientific Atheism.

Miranorte is ranked 253,016th in the world and 224th in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 25.05 percentage of bribes refused.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,068thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,439thHighest Crime Rates: 1,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,534thFattest Citizens: 1,629thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,659thRudest Citizens: 1,686thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,042ndMost Avoided: 2,444thLargest Retail Industry: 2,500thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,823rdMost Armed: 3,033rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,825thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,689thMost Patriotic: 5,898thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,071stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,029thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,099thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,104thMost Secular: 12,473rdTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 14,310thMost Cultured: 15,809thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,742ndLargest Mining Sector: 18,003rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,597thMost Efficient Economies: 24,270th
Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, Saint Empress Angélica I has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Miranorte was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Miranorte, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Miranorte lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.

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