Most Avoided: 14,659thLargest Mining Sector: 17,378thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,526th
The Community of
Anarchy
Safety is our ideal status; for we are a heaven haven
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Mirakat Heaven Haven

Population1.14 billion

CapitalMirville
LeaderSchnoodles

CurrencyKatKoins
AnimalMeerkat

The Community of Mirakat Heaven Haven is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Schnoodles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.14 billion Mirakat Heaven Havenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The powerhouse Mirakat Heaven Havenian economy, worth 78.0 trillion KatKoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,458 KatKoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government-sponsored autobiography 'A Schnoodles For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Schnoodles's supporters, procrastination is a national sport, babies are a small but significant export, and Schnoodles claims no responsibility for what Schnoodles's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Mirakat Heaven Haven's national animal is the Meerkat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mirakat Heaven Haven is ranked 124,379th in the world and 13th in Alvonia for Highest Economic Output, with 78.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Avoided: 14,659thLargest Mining Sector: 17,378thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,526th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mirakat Heaven Haven's influence in Alvonia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, Schnoodles claims no responsibility for what Schnoodles's government does.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Schnoodles For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Schnoodles's supporters.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirakat Heaven Haven, government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Schnoodles is not a crook.

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