Largest Welfare Programs: 2,480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,495thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,520th
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Miraclian Antilles

Population24.797 billion

LeaderKing Jay
Faiththe Cult of the Holy Weed


The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Jay with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.797 billion Miraclian Antilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian Antillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,174 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,030 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Miraclian Antilles retire only a few years after being appointed, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of the Holy Weed.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 286,320th in the world and 57th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Primitive, scoring -247.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,495thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,958thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,507thMost Cultured: 4,603rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,945thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,324thHighest Economic Output: 5,566thLargest Populations: 5,999thMost Developed: 6,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,905thLargest Governments: 6,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,174thMost Pacifist: 8,270thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,359thHighest Food Quality: 8,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,825thHealthiest Citizens: 9,343rdNicest Citizens: 9,613thSmartest Citizens: 10,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,724thMost Inclusive: 13,056thLowest Crime Rates: 14,079thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,863rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 19,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,992ndBest Weather: 21,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,019thSafest: 23,120thHighest Average Incomes: 24,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,222ndMost Influential: 27,126th
Most Average: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the region

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