Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 315thHighest Poor Incomes: 459th
The Dastardly Driveling Delegate of
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Population4.742 billion

LeaderIvan Kovalenko


The Dastardly Driveling Delegate of Minskiev is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.742 billion Minskievians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,921 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, ghost regiments exist only on paper, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Minskiev is ranked 3,895th in the world and 115th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 141.67 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 315thHighest Poor Incomes: 459thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622ndMost Efficient Economies: 937thMost Politically Free: 1,304thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,415thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,595thHighest Average Incomes: 1,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,703rdMost Inclusive: 1,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,077thRudest Citizens: 2,112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,237thHighest Food Quality: 2,405thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,509thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,576thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,637thMost Cultured: 2,651stHighest Drug Use: 2,709thMost Influential: 2,880thNicest Citizens: 3,586thLargest Governments: 3,587thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,726thSmartest Citizens: 3,895thMost Developed: 4,334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,585thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,855thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,014thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,068thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,445thLargest Retail Industry: 7,366thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,205thHealthiest Citizens: 9,227thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,823rdNudest: 10,195thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,461stHighest Economic Output: 12,561stBest Weather: 12,933rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,050thMost Armed: 15,518thMost Secular: 15,974thMost Income Equality: 17,322ndMost Patriotic: 17,516th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 74th in the regionMost Inclusive: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 101st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 165th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 219th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 247th in the regionNudest: 259th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 301st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 344th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 368th in the regionMost Patriotic: 434th in the regionMost Secular: 446th in the regionMost Extreme: 485th in the regionMost Income Equality: 625th in the region

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