The Zombie Pretitle of this Card of Minskiev is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.134 billion Minskievians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth 292 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,105 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle, Ivan Kovalenko's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Ivan Kovalenko day after day. Crime is well under control. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Minskiev is ranked 92,771^st in the world and 1^st in Region of this Card for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,680.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.