Largest Gambling Industry: 55thHighest Crime Rates: 99thHighest Poor Incomes: 115th
The Dystopian Future of
Libertarian Police State
You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity
Jesse The Body Ventura
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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MinnesotanWasteland

Population9.38 billion

CapitalNew Minneapolis
LeaderJesse The Body Ventura
FaithNudism

CurrencyPeso
AnimalSwordfish

The Dystopian Future of MinnesotanWasteland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jesse The Body Ventura with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.38 billion Minnesotans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wastelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,825 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 514,425 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, Jesse The Body Ventura always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MinnesotanWasteland's national animal is the Swordfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nudism.

MinnesotanWasteland is ranked 3,945th in the world and 1st in Land of Prosperity for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 650,979 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 55thHighest Crime Rates: 99thHighest Poor Incomes: 115thMost Armed: 130thLargest Retail Industry: 165thHighest Average Incomes: 280thMost Rebellious Youth: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 440thLargest Black Market: 479thMost Inclusive: 488thLargest Publishing Industry: 610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 631stMost Cultured: 659thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 663rdRudest Citizens: 684thMost Efficient Economies: 690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 804thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 850thMost Devout: 953rdNicest Citizens: 1,087thFattest Citizens: 1,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,145thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,592ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,702ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,947thHighest Drug Use: 2,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,138thHighest Economic Output: 2,168thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,456thLargest Governments: 3,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,990thSmartest Citizens: 4,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,641stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,578thNudest: 6,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,873rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,210thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,678thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,056thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,316thMost Stationary: 20,704thMost Influential: 21,188th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, Jesse The Body Ventura always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Following new legislation in MinnesotanWasteland, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.

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