The Nation-Hating Hippies of Minnesconsin is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.151 billion Minnesconsinites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Minnesconsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,458 trillion minnies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,346 minnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minnesconsin's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the government funds large training centres to turn godgers into functioning members of society, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown. Minnesconsin's national animal is the godger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minnesconsin is ranked 57,743^rd in the world and 1^st in Stars for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.27 law-abiding acts per hour.