Population | 4.757 billion |
Capital | Minas Tirith |
Leader | King Aragorn II Elessar |
Faith | Iluvatarism |
Currency | Castar |
Animal | Great Eagle |
The United Men of Minas Arnor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Aragorn II Elessar with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.757 billion Arnorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Arnorian economy, worth 948 trillion Castars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 199,322 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minas Arnor's national animal is the Great Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Iluvatarism.
Minas Arnor is ranked 136,047th in the world and 87th in Middle Earth for Most Stationary, with 232.45816372668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, the news is showing footage of King Aragorn II Elessar bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Arnorian language.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.