Most Devout: 1,003rdMost Patriotic: 1,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,826th
The United Men of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will
King Aragorn II Elessar
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Minas Arnor

Population4.757 billion

CapitalMinas Tirith
LeaderKing Aragorn II Elessar
FaithIluvatarism

CurrencyCastar
AnimalGreat Eagle

The United Men of Minas Arnor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Aragorn II Elessar with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.757 billion Arnorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arnorian economy, worth 948 trillion Castars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 199,322 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minas Arnor's national animal is the Great Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Iluvatarism.

Minas Arnor is ranked 136,047th in the world and 87th in Middle Earth for Most Stationary, with 232.45816372668 days.

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Most Devout: 1,003rdMost Patriotic: 1,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,826thLowest Crime Rates: 2,394thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,073rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,816thMost Developed: 5,179thMost Conservative: 5,251stLargest Governments: 5,511thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,966thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,576thMost Authoritarian: 7,438thHealthiest Citizens: 7,483rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,564thSmartest Citizens: 10,013thHighest Average Incomes: 10,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,927thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,047thLargest Mining Sector: 13,348thMost Efficient Economies: 14,091stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,195thBest Weather: 16,074thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,711thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,646thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,823rdMost Subsidized Industry: 28,456thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,753rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, the news is showing footage of King Aragorn II Elessar bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Arnorian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Minas Arnor, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.

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