The Republic of Minartopiusio is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.544 billion Minartopiusioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Minartopiusioan economy, worth 516 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,988 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minartopiusio's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Minartopiusio is ranked 252,077^th in the world and 2^nd in Margaritaville for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.1 law-abiding acts per hour.