The United States of Milof is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.156 billion Milofians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The strong Milofian economy, worth 836 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,094 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,383 per year while the poor average 2,476, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Milof's national animal is the monkey.

Milof is ranked 120,475^th in the world and 5,177^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.