Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,333rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,524thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,938th
The Dairy Product of
Corporate Police State
I liek milk
Hitoshi
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Milkination

Population6.831 billion

CapitalMooscow
LeaderHitoshi
FaithMilkism

Currencymilk bottle
Animalcow

The Dairy Product of Milkination is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hitoshi with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.831 billion Milkinators are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Milkinaton economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion milk bottles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,137 milk bottles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,477,687 per year while the poor average 11,202, a ratio of 131 to 1.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and Milkinaton-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milkination's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Milkism.

Milkination is ranked 275,638th in the world and 9,431st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 8.769959665 days.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,333rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,524thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,938thMost Secular: 2,216thFattest Citizens: 2,696thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,764thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 3,046thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,879thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,889thMost Avoided: 4,175thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,040thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,099thMost Efficient Economies: 7,345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,871stHighest Average Incomes: 8,221stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,517thLargest Mining Sector: 10,641stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,954thMost Patriotic: 11,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,816thLargest Black Market: 12,512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,404thMost Conservative: 14,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,649thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 18,268thHighest Economic Output: 18,343rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,819thSmartest Citizens: 23,698thLargest Governments: 24,601st
Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89th in the regionMost Secular: 95th in the regionTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 214th in the regionMost Avoided: 249th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 301st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 352nd in the regionMost Extreme: 368th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 394th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 452nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 512th in the regionTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 557th in the regionMost Conservative: 558th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 635th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 724th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 787th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 845th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 845th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 886th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 981st in the regionMost Patriotic: 990th in the regionLargest Black Market: 997th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,010th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Milkination's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Milkination was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Milkination's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Milkination was refounded in Balder.
  • : Milkination ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Milkination's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Milkination was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular, Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, Fattest Citizens, Largest Retail Industry, and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Milkination's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Milkination altered its national flag.
  • : Milkination was refounded in Lazarus.

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