Population | 6.831 billion |
Capital | Mooscow |
Leader | Hitoshi |
Faith | Milkism |
Currency | milk bottle |
Animal | cow |
The Dairy Product of Milkination is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hitoshi with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.831 billion Milkinators are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Milkinaton economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion milk bottles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,137 milk bottles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,477,687 per year while the poor average 11,202, a ratio of 131 to 1.
NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and Milkinaton-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milkination's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Milkism.
Milkination is ranked 275,638th in the world and 9,431st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 8.769959665 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Milkination's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Milkination was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Milkination's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Milkination was refounded in Balder.
- : Milkination ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Milkination's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Milkination was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular, Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, Fattest Citizens, Largest Retail Industry, and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Milkination's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Milkination altered its national flag.
- : Milkination was refounded in Lazarus.