Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,070thFattest Citizens: 3,046thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,085th
The Confederate States of
Father Knows Best State
nienawidze bezrobocia xD
Influence
Duckspeaker
Minister ds. Discorda
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Mieszko

Population14.671 billion

CapitalBeirut
LeaderKamil I Servant of Kulfon
Faithkulfonism

Currencydinar
AnimalDinosaur

The Confederate States of Mieszko is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kamil I Servant of Kulfon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.671 billion Mieszkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beirut. The average income tax rate is 5.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mieszkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,148 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, diminutive Mieszkan generals are feared for their aggressiveness, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mieszko's national animal is the Dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is kulfonism.

Mieszko is ranked 3,046th in the world and 2nd in Poland for Fattest Citizens, with 31.96 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,070thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,046thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,085thHighest Crime Rates: 3,132ndMost Armed: 3,548thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,244thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,903rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,994thLargest Black Market: 10,911thHighest Economic Output: 11,491stLargest Retail Industry: 11,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,966thTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,892ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,595thMost Influential: 16,407thMost Cultured: 16,532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,590thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,156thMost Avoided: 18,668thLargest Populations: 19,853rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,608th
Top
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mieszko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Mieszko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Mieszko lodged a message on the Poland Regional Message Board.
  • : Mieszko lodged a message on the Poland Regional Message Board.
  • : Mieszko changed its national motto to "nienawidze bezrobocia xD".
  • : Mieszko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Mieszko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Mieszko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Mieszko was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia, curing 18 million infected.
  • : Mieszko was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia, curing 29 million infected.

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