The Commonwealth of Miendzimoze is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.373 billion Miendzimozeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elka. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miendzimozean economy, worth 573 trillion Pilsuds a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,656 Pilsuds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, all the playground's a stage for Miendzimozean schoolchildren, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Miendzimoze will pay them to stop, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Miendzimozeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miendzimoze's national animal is the Kaiser Wilhelm II, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Miendzimoze is ranked 5,653^rd in the world and 249^th in Osiris for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,938.64 Tourists Per Hour.