Population | 8.445 billion |
Capital | St Michaelsburg |
Leader | Imperator Michael I |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Mike-Koruna |
Animal | Caladrius |
The Holy Dominion of Michaelslovakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Michael I with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.445 billion Michaelslovakians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Michaelsburg. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Michaelslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Mike-Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,901 Mike-Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Light entertainment isn't dead, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and printing ink yields Catholicism's biggest return on investment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michaelslovakia's national animal is the Caladrius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Michaelslovakia is ranked 48,789th in the world and 22nd in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 918.13828044668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Michaelslovakia, printing ink yields Catholicism's biggest return on investment.
- : Following new legislation in Michaelslovakia, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Michaelslovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Michaelslovakia, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Michaelslovakia, light entertainment isn't dead.
- : Following new legislation in Michaelslovakia, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
- : Michaelslovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Michaelslovakia, genetic researchers have been expelled.
- : Michaelslovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Michaelslovakia, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.