Population | 8.617 billion |
Capital | Metal Soniczia |
Leader | Zoniclia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | robot |
The Mystical Special Nation of Metal Sonic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zoniclia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.617 billion Metal Sonics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metal Soniczia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Metal Sonician economy, worth a remarkable 2,814 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,631 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metal Sonic's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Metal Sonic is ranked 28,618th in the world and 12th in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,394.77304484468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in Metal Sonic, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.