The Very Dank Poopyheads of Mentally Challenged Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Le Supreme Poopyhead with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.642 billion Poopyheads are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poopyhead City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Poopyhead economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Squirrels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,906 Squirrels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 747,465 per year while the poor average 53,865, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mentally Challenged Land's national animal is the Bacteria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mentally Challenged Land is ranked 10,742^nd in the world and 1^st in Stalins Holy Conglomerate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.72 law-abiding acts per hour.