Largest Publishing Industry: 6,592ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,690thBest Weather: 8,585th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
To each his or her own, according to his or her merit
Jayesh Melvani
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Melvani

Population7.378 billion

CapitalCaelestis
LeaderJayesh Melvani

CurrencyTrinket
AnimalBluejay

The Empire of Melvani is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jayesh Melvani with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.378 billion Melvanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caelestis. The average income tax rate is 64.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Melvanian economy, worth 889 trillion Trinkets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,542 Trinkets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melvani's national animal is the Bluejay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Melvani is ranked 48,092nd in the world and 19th in Testregionia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 218,348 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 6,592ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,690thBest Weather: 8,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,321stMost Efficient Economies: 10,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,891stHealthiest Citizens: 11,054thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,920thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,039thMost Developed: 13,418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,924thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,437thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,043rdSmartest Citizens: 15,849thLowest Crime Rates: 17,747thNicest Citizens: 18,929thMost Cultured: 19,233rdHighest Economic Output: 20,939thMost Pacifist: 22,714thHighest Average Incomes: 23,233rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,277thLargest Governments: 24,504th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Melvani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.
  • : Following new legislation in Melvani, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.

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