Most Stationary: 6,348thLargest Populations: 18,921st
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Wurst und bier
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Meerschaum

Population12.751 billion

Currencycalabash
Animaldauschund

The Sultanate of Meerschaum is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.751 billion Meerschaumians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Meerschaumian economy, worth 672 trillion calabashes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,736 calabashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meerschaum's national animal is the dauschund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meerschaum is ranked 160,796th in the world and 1st in League of Fascism for Most Politically Free, scoring 28 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Stationary: 6,348thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,921st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Meerschaum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Meerschaum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Meerschaum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Meerschaum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Meerschaum, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Meerschaum, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Meerschaum, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Meerschaum, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Meerschaum, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Meerschaum, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.

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