Most Influential: 311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,208th
The Meh of
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Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield
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Population11.725 billion

LeaderCletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield

Currencykilogram sterling

The Meh of Mediocrea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.725 billion Mediocreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,318 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,778 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside, belief that Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the sjw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.

Mediocrea is ranked 100,968th in the world and 412th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,283.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,208thSmartest Citizens: 2,618thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,639thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,739thTop
Most Secular: 3,298thMost Inclusive: 3,300thMost Developed: 3,355thHighest Food Quality: 3,526thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,723rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,208thSafest: 4,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,106thMost Cultured: 5,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,663rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,670thHighest Average Incomes: 7,793rdMost Pacifist: 8,118thHighest Economic Output: 8,139thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,602ndNicest Citizens: 9,128thMost Stationary: 10,409thBest Weather: 12,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,094thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 15,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,319thLargest Governments: 26,615thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,670th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the region

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