Most Stationary: 1,672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,379thMost Influential: 3,615th
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Meat Sandwich

Population20.399 billion



The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.399 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 2,495 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,313 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 182,798th in the world and 6,080th in Lazarus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.85 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Stationary: 1,672ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,379thMost Influential: 3,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,257thLargest Black Market: 5,821stHighest Economic Output: 6,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,503rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,732ndLargest Populations: 7,297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,158thMost Developed: 9,168thMost Cultured: 9,407thLowest Crime Rates: 9,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,596thBest Weather: 10,732ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,505thLargest Governments: 12,613thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,538thSmartest Citizens: 13,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,736thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,051stMost Efficient Economies: 16,418thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,458thHighest Average Incomes: 22,521st
Most Stationary: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionLargest Black Market: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 388th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 388th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Developed: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 495th in the regionMost Cultured: 499th in the regionBest Weather: 530th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 540th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 581st in the regionLargest Governments: 667th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 684th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 685th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 707th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 714th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 751st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 754th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 764th in the regionRudest Citizens: 776th in the region

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