Safest: 3,107thLowest Crime Rates: 4,338thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,416th
The Red Desocratic State of
Democratic Socialists
Libertas et iustitia omnibus.
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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McGimpsey

Population2.515 billion

CapitalDesronto
Leaderthe Des

CurrencyCouncil
AnimalWolf

The Red Desocratic State of McGimpsey is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Des with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 2.515 billion McGimpseyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desronto. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient McGimpseyian economy, worth 365 trillion Councils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,347 Councils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", people say chess victor the Des can kill you with mind-bullets, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McGimpsey's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McGimpsey is ranked 8,801st in the world and 1st in PSUS for Smartest Citizens, with 98.38 quips per hour.

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Safest: 3,107thLowest Crime Rates: 4,338thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,416thBest Weather: 4,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,498thMost Inclusive: 5,747thHealthiest Citizens: 5,814thMost Pacifist: 5,934thMost Developed: 6,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,233rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,937thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,985thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,052ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,164thHighest Food Quality: 7,255thNicest Citizens: 7,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,849thLargest Governments: 8,252ndSmartest Citizens: 8,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,063rdMost Secular: 9,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,056thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,445thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,256thMost Cultured: 17,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,561stMost Efficient Economies: 19,943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,077thMost Patriotic: 21,887thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,839th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, people say chess victor the Des can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why the Des is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in McGimpsey, McGimpseyian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about the Des.

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