The Kingdom of Mayagua is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Juan III with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.53 billion Mayaguans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Libertad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The thriving Mayaguan economy, worth 310 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 68,565 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,476 per year while the poor average 16,260, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

The government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", psychological disorders are a taboo subject, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayagua's national animal is the quetzal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mayagua is ranked 146,196^th in the world and 32^nd in Western Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,135.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.