Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,598th
The Cultured Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
For the Good of Those With Us
David Anthony Migliorino
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Matrino

Population5.182 billion

CapitalEtrusca
LeaderDavid Anthony Migliorino

CurrencySupplona
AnimalTurkey

The Cultured Kingdom of Matrino is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by David Anthony Migliorino with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.182 billion Matrinoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etrusca. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Matrinoan economy, worth 734 trillion Supplonas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,749 Supplonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Matrino's national animal is the Turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Matrino is ranked 26,774th in the world and 10th in United Nations UN for Most Secular, with 40.56 Atheism Rate.

Top
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,598thMost Efficient Economies: 5,875thMost Cultured: 6,107thNicest Citizens: 7,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,315thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,315thMost Developed: 9,559thLowest Crime Rates: 9,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,813thLargest Governments: 10,606thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,048thSmartest Citizens: 14,214thMost Inclusive: 14,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,711thHighest Average Incomes: 15,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,321st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Matrino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, David Anthony Migliorino has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Matrino, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.

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