The Solar System Soviet of Masorpia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Overseer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.026 billion Masorpians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorida. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Masorpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,739 trillion Sireeas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,788 Sireeas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masorpia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Masorpia is ranked 25,250^th in the world and 775^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 74.81 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.