Most Influential: 42ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116thMost Valuable International Artwork: 375th
The Leftist Space of
Left-wing Utopia
We will either make history or die trying. Moo.
Vice Delegate and Member of the Administrative Council
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Population8.343 billion

CapitalDas Kapital


The Leftist Space of Marxmeans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Precoixious with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.343 billion Marksises are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxmasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,081 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, homeowners often burn Christmas trees just to stay warm (Marxmeans has found 11 easter eggs), funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime is totally unknown. Marxmeans's national animal is the Conrad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.

Marxmeans is ranked 5,666th in the world and 94th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 120.86 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 42ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116thMost Valuable International Artwork: 375thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 618thLargest Welfare Programs: 987thHighest Drug Use: 1,124thMost Inclusive: 1,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,388thNicest Citizens: 1,398thMost Politically Free: 1,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,504thBest Weather: 1,890thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,089thHighest Food Quality: 2,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,397thTop
Largest Governments: 2,817thMost Pacifist: 3,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,001stMost Developed: 4,153rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,245thMost Efficient Economies: 4,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,811thHealthiest Citizens: 5,386thSmartest Citizens: 5,666thMost Cultured: 5,842ndRudest Citizens: 7,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,645thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,332ndNudest: 9,580thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,701stMost Income Equality: 12,938thHighest Average Incomes: 12,953rdMost Secular: 13,502ndTop
Safest: 14,963rdHighest Economic Output: 15,230thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,593rdMost Stationary: 15,615thMost Patriotic: 16,085thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,529thMost Extreme: 21,787thLowest Crime Rates: 24,784th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionNudest: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 76th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionLargest Populations: 125th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionMost Patriotic: 190th in the region

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