The Leftist Space of Marxmeans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Precoixious with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.343 billion Marksises are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxmasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,081 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, homeowners often burn Christmas trees just to stay warm (Marxmeans has found 11 easter eggs), funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime is totally unknown. Marxmeans's national animal is the Conrad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.

Marxmeans is ranked 5,666^th in the world and 94^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 120.86 quips per hour.