The Guiding Red Light of Marxist-Feminists is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Political Commissar V Ming with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 22.777 billion North Koreans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist-Feminist economy, worth a remarkable 5,257 trillion Socialist Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 230,809 Socialist Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, interest in globalism never flags, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist-Feminists's national animal is the Red Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Marxist-Feminists is ranked 269,298^th in the world and 30^th in North Korea for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.27 crimes per hour.