Most Primitive: 1,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,247thMost Avoided: 5,273rd
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Marston Hefner

Population7.123 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBunny

The Backgammon Aficionado of Marston Hefner is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.123 billion Marston Hefnerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marston Hefnerian economy, worth 740 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,967 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, you're only as old as you feel, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, and the term "Native Marston Hefnerian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marston Hefner's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marston Hefner is ranked 45,709th in the world and 4th in Playboy for Most Stationary, with 956.1920269256 days.

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Most Primitive: 1,416thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,247thMost Avoided: 5,273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,183rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,271stMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,297thLargest Black Market: 8,475thFattest Citizens: 8,578thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,195thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,861stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,648thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,942ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,876thMost Devout: 25,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,270th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marston Hefner's influence in Playboy rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Marston Hefner was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Marston Hefner was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Marston Hefner's influence in Playboy rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Marston Hefner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Marston Hefner, the term "Native Marston Hefnerian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Marston Hefner, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
  • : Following new legislation in Marston Hefner, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Marston Hefner, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Marston Hefner, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.

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