Population | 4.464 billion |
Capital | SS Mariposa |
Leader | Wilson Granger |
Currency | DNA |
Animal | Clone |
The Viable Genetic Base of Mariposa Colony is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Wilson Granger with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working population of 4.464 billion Colonists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SS Mariposa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.
The strong Colonist economy, worth 284 trillion DNAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,757 DNAS, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, rumor has it that Wilson Granger has won three lotteries in a row, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mariposa Colony's national animal is the Clone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mariposa Colony is ranked 151,828th in the world and 134th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Stationary, with 152.6260828748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mariposa Colony, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
- : Following new legislation in Mariposa Colony, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
- : Following new legislation in Mariposa Colony, rumor has it that Wilson Granger has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Mariposa Colony, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
- : Following new legislation in Mariposa Colony, bris parties are all the rage.
- : Mariposa Colony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Mariposa Colony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Mariposa Colony, a convict's trip to prison can be longer than the sentence.
- : Mariposa Colony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Mariposa Colony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.