The Most Serene Republic of Malmsia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.622 billion Malmsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pallas City. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Malmsian economy, worth 223 trillion Marmots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,081 Marmots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malmsia's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malmsia is ranked 23,845^th in the world and 727^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 71,006.87 Standard Monetary Units.