Largest Gambling Industry: 603rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 943rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,009th
The Insula Maior of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Maiorica
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mallorca

Population21.806 billion

CapitalPalma de Mallorca
LeaderQuintus Caecilius Metellus Balearicus

Currencypeseta
Animaltourist

The Insula Maior of Mallorca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Quintus Caecilius Metellus Balearicus with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.806 billion Mallorcans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palma de Mallorca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorcan economy, worth a remarkable 4,455 trillion pesetas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 204,332 pesetas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,515,504 per year while the poor average 8,200, a ratio of 184 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorca's national animal is the tourist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mallorca is ranked 266,236th in the world and 206th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 115.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 603rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 943rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,009thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,113thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,169thMost Avoided: 1,221stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,299thHighest Crime Rates: 1,337thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,344thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,540thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,067thMost Armed: 2,115thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,063rdFattest Citizens: 4,029thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,169thLargest Mining Sector: 4,874thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,599thHighest Average Incomes: 6,965thMost Efficient Economies: 7,320thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,417thLargest Populations: 7,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,231stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,262ndTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,667thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,281stMost Pro-Market: 22,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 23,035thLargest Black Market: 23,037thHighest Drug Use: 24,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,228th
Top
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Mallorca's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Mallorca's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Mallorca's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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