Most Influential: 547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,321stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,936th
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Population6.127 billion

LeaderPrime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGold Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.127 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 829 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,322 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Mallesian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 266,379th in the world and 977th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.79 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,321stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,936thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,320thMost Armed: 6,832ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,873rdRudest Citizens: 7,689thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,756thMost Secular: 8,008thNicest Citizens: 8,355thSafest: 8,609thMost Developed: 8,697thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,395thSmartest Citizens: 9,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,615thMost Inclusive: 9,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,912thHighest Food Quality: 9,915thMost Cultured: 10,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,229thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,264thTop
Largest Governments: 14,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,933rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,207thMost Efficient Economies: 16,297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,781stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,186thBest Weather: 17,943rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,508thMost Patriotic: 21,227thMost Politically Free: 25,112thHighest Economic Output: 27,632nd
Most Politically Free: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 48th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 76th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 115th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mallesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mallesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Mallesia was endorsed by The Republic of Polis Ortigia.
  • : Mallesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Mallesia lost the endorsement of The Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes of Thracia and Crimea.
  • : Mallesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Mallesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : Mallesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Mallesia was endorsed by The Holy Cryptocracy of Jahass.
  • : Mallesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Contact rights between Parent and Child"".