The De Facto Government of Mallakov is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bear population. The hard-working population of 1.562 billion Mallakovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matilliograd. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Mallakovian economy, worth 65.8 trillion Rubbles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,140 Rubbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mallakov has designated Matilliograd as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Mallakov's national animal is the bear.

Mallakov is ranked 168,661^st in the world and 793^rd in NationStates for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 320.12 on the Gilded Widget Scale.