Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,542ndMost Pacifist: 2,658th
The Socialist Republic of
New York Times Democracy
To the workers of the world!
Bing Cziling
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Malev

Population5.169 billion

CapitalTara Amarta
LeaderBing Cziling

CurrencyAmarta
AnimalTauki Whale

The Socialist Republic of Malev is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bing Cziling with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.169 billion Malvines enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tara Amarta. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvin economy, worth 735 trillion Amartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,253 Amartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Malvin grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malev's national animal is the Tauki Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malev is ranked 261,166th in the world and 1,587th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,542ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,658thNicest Citizens: 3,354thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,721stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,084thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,415thSafest: 4,426thBest Weather: 4,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,796thHighest Food Quality: 4,955thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,048thMost Inclusive: 5,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,639thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,954thMost Cultured: 6,001stHealthiest Citizens: 6,064thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,486thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,945thMost Developed: 7,220thLargest Governments: 8,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,143rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,961stMost Efficient Economies: 10,235thSmartest Citizens: 10,397thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,990thMost Secular: 11,860thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,604thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,007thMost Influential: 19,338th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 103rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 138th in the regionMost Inclusive: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 149th in the regionRudest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 160th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malev, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Malvin grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, Malvines are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Malev was endorsed by The Prosperous Land of Kethania.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.

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