The State of Malakwa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.526 billion Malakwans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Malakwan economy, worth 928 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,842 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,280 per year while the poor average 2,033, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malakwa's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malakwa is ranked 288,458^th in the world and 6^th in Vientiane for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.