Population | 15.483 billion |
Capital | Uhnavia |
Leader | Peter Guilder |
Faith | Voodoo |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Most Serene Republic of Maka Vondahraguee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Guilder with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.483 billion Maka Vondahragueeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uhnavia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Maka Vondahragueean economy, worth a remarkable 3,571 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,655 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maka Vondahraguee's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Voodoo.
Maka Vondahraguee is ranked 51,439th in the world and 763rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 871.23946323972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Maka Vondahraguee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, every noble family has a 'personal file' on record courtesy of the central intelligence service.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, the justice of Maka Vondahraguee is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Maka Vondahraguee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.