Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 963rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 975thLargest Black Market: 1,177th
The Most Serene Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Might Makes Right
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Maka Vondahraguee

Population15.483 billion

CapitalUhnavia
LeaderPeter Guilder
FaithVoodoo

Currencyguilder
Animalkangaroo

The Most Serene Republic of Maka Vondahraguee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Guilder with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.483 billion Maka Vondahragueeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uhnavia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maka Vondahragueean economy, worth a remarkable 3,571 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,655 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maka Vondahraguee's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Voodoo.

Maka Vondahraguee is ranked 51,439th in the world and 763rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 871.23946323972 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 963rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 975thLargest Black Market: 1,177thLargest Mining Sector: 1,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,769thMost Avoided: 2,125thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,437thMost Devout: 4,087thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,224thMost Primitive: 4,273rdFattest Citizens: 4,654thLargest Retail Industry: 5,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,375thHighest Economic Output: 5,670thRudest Citizens: 5,949thHighest Average Incomes: 6,792ndNudest: 6,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,346thMost Efficient Economies: 9,573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,981stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,535thLargest Governments: 14,199thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,850thLargest Populations: 25,448thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,076thMost Patriotic: 27,359th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Avoided: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 78th in the regionMost Primitive: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionFattest Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionRudest Citizens: 174th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionNudest: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 314th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 321st in the regionLargest Governments: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 422nd in the regionLargest Populations: 431st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 448th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 620th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Maka Vondahraguee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, every noble family has a 'personal file' on record courtesy of the central intelligence service.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, the justice of Maka Vondahraguee is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Maka Vondahraguee, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Maka Vondahraguee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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