Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,702ndMost Stationary: 3,762ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,668th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Liberty is not a means but an end.
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Lyonsdale

Population24.876 billion

CurrencyTea leaf
Animalliger

The Empire of Lyonsdale is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.876 billion Lyonsdaleans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.6%.

The strong Lyonsdalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Tea leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,510 Tea leaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,344 per year while the poor average 3,545, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime is a serious problem. Lyonsdale's national animal is the liger.

Lyonsdale is ranked 98,767th in the world and 20th in New York for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 84.85 on the Hayek Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,702ndMost Stationary: 3,762ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,668thLargest Populations: 5,287thFattest Citizens: 7,223rdMost Influential: 11,250thTop
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Most Armed: 14,931stHighest Economic Output: 17,424thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,648thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,873rd
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Lyonsdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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