Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,907thLargest Mining Sector: 3,344th
The Rogue Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
You bumbling idiot, you let them escape
Blitzwing
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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LV-Cygnus

Population5.052 billion

CapitalCasino Gigalopolis
LeaderBlitzwing
FaithChaoticism

Currency8ball
AnimalJade-billed Woodpecker

The Rogue Nation of LV-Cygnus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blitzwing with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.052 billion LV-Cygnusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casino Gigalopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient LV-Cygnusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion 8balls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 211,383 8balls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (LV-Cygnus has found 2 easter eggs), a passport is literally priceless, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and merchant ships always travel line astern in LV-Cygnusian waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LV-Cygnus's national animal is the Jade-billed Woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chaoticism.

LV-Cygnus is ranked 215,885th in the world and 12th in Commonwealth of Idiots for Most Stationary, with 32.20263216808 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,907thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,344thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,501stLargest Black Market: 4,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,411thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,781stHighest Average Incomes: 8,652ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,124thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,141stNudest: 9,332ndLargest Governments: 9,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,910thRudest Citizens: 12,173rdMost Primitive: 13,464thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,523rdMost Armed: 13,847thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,885thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,222ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,663rdLargest Retail Industry: 18,763rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,532ndMost Developed: 23,311thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,635thMost Efficient Economies: 23,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,034thMost Patriotic: 26,845thHighest Economic Output: 27,702nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, merchant ships always travel line astern in LV-Cygnusian waters.
  • : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
  • : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (LV-Cygnus has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for LV-Cygnusian citizenship in droves.
  • : LV-Cygnus's influence in Commonwealth of Idiots rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : LV-Cygnus's influence in Commonwealth of Idiots rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : LV-Cygnus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.

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