Population | 5.052 billion |
Capital | Casino Gigalopolis |
Leader | Blitzwing |
Faith | Chaoticism |
Currency | 8ball |
Animal | Jade-billed Woodpecker |
The Rogue Nation of LV-Cygnus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blitzwing with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.052 billion LV-Cygnusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casino Gigalopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.
The frighteningly efficient LV-Cygnusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion 8balls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 211,383 8balls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (LV-Cygnus has found 2 easter eggs), a passport is literally priceless, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and merchant ships always travel line astern in LV-Cygnusian waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LV-Cygnus's national animal is the Jade-billed Woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chaoticism.
LV-Cygnus is ranked 215,885th in the world and 12th in Commonwealth of Idiots for Most Stationary, with 32.20263216808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, merchant ships always travel line astern in LV-Cygnusian waters.
- : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
- : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (LV-Cygnus has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for LV-Cygnusian citizenship in droves.
- : LV-Cygnus's influence in Commonwealth of Idiots rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : LV-Cygnus's influence in Commonwealth of Idiots rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : LV-Cygnus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in LV-Cygnus, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.