The Japanese Stats of Lurusitania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fumio Kishida with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.442 billion Japanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth a remarkable 6,339 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 410,567 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Lurusitania at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lurusitania's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shintoism.

Lurusitania is ranked 2,172^nd in the world and 4^th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 141.76 law-abiding acts per hour.