Population | 7.375 billion |
Capital | Paramushiru Hakuchi |
Leader | Lavander Luras |
Faith | eravarina |
Currency | peso |
Animal | emu |
The Teitoku of Lurklife 14 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lavander Luras with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.375 billion Lurklife 14ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paramushiru Hakuchi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.1%.
The strong Lurklife 14ian economy, worth 472 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,016 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the single fish caught by Lurklife 14ian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Lurklife 14's thriving fisheries, and Lurklife 14 isn't what it used to be. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurklife 14's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is eravarina.
Lurklife 14 is ranked 236,653rd in the world and 7,165th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 22.4593259038 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lurklife 14's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Lurklife 14's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Lurklife 14's influence in Suspicious rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lurklife 14's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lurklife 14 relocated from The Rejected Realms to Suspicious.
- : Lurklife 14 applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Lurklife 14 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Lurklife 14's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lurklife 14's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lurklife 14 resigned from the World Assembly.