Population | 21.05 billion |
Capital | Light Holy City |
Leader | Audray Darkwhite |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Light Cat |
The Light Fauzjhian Province of Lunheizria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Audray Darkwhite with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.05 billion Lunheizrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Light Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Lunheizrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,623 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 457,190 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, escalators are avoided at all costs, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunheizria's national animal is the Light Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.
Lunheizria is ranked 23,024th in the world and 306th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.20555695672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, escalators are avoided at all costs.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Following new legislation in Lunheizria, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.