The Most Serene Republic of Lulubellia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 399 million Lulubellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beellulu. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lulubellian economy, worth 38.8 trillion beels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,253 beels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dessert dishes make up the Lulubellian breakfast menu, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime is totally unknown. Lulubellia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lulubellia is ranked 192,523^rd in the world and 8,741^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring zero on the Total War Preparedness Rating.