Population | 4.039 billion |
Capital | Laxail |
Leader | Ardemis I |
Faith | Ietsism |
Currency | Lulls |
Animal | Caracal |
The Dictatorship of Lullerania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ardemis I with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.039 billion Lulleranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laxail. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Lulleranian economy, worth 683 trillion Lulls a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,150 Lulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, bilingual Lulleranians are viewed with suspicion, the nation tends not to learn from its history, and career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lullerania's national animal is the Caracal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ietsism.
Lullerania is ranked 78,593rd in the world and 32nd in The Invaders for Most Stationary, with 615.6072101778 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lullerania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
- : Lullerania's influence in The Invaders rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, bilingual Lulleranians are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in Lullerania, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Rain Delay, People Republic Of Afghanistan, Union of Eurasia, Kazakhstan RSS, Zeppo, Nothern Fores, Russk, Pooystan, Thegoldenempiregermany, and Holy Catholic Empire of Christ.