Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,774thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,865thBest Weather: 7,611th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Each one teach one, Each one reach one
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lukulongo

Population844 million

CapitalShimabala
LeaderLewanika III

CurrencyKwacha
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of Lukulongo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lewanika III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 844 million Lukulongoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shimabala. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lukulongoan economy, worth 74.7 trillion Kwachas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 88,542 Kwachas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, news headlines usually include p-values, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lukulongo's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lukulongo is ranked 165,522nd in the world and 1,115th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,774thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,865thBest Weather: 7,611thMost Influential: 7,632ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,571stMost Devout: 8,743rdNicest Citizens: 9,877thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,768thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,746thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,020thMost Pacifist: 13,245thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,431stHealthiest Citizens: 15,111thMost Cultured: 15,420thHighest Food Quality: 15,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,718thMost Inclusive: 18,258thLowest Crime Rates: 18,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,801stSafest: 22,391stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,156thMost Developed: 25,262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,303rdLargest Governments: 25,528th
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Most Devout: 32nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 149th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lukulongo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Lukulongo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Lukulongo, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Lukulongo, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lukulongo, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Lukulongo, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Lukulongo, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Lukulongo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Lukulongo withdrew its endorsement from The United Socialist States of 4D Donkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Lukulongo, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.

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