The Constitutional Monarchy of Lukulongo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lewanika III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 844 million Lukulongoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shimabala. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lukulongoan economy, worth 74.7 trillion Kwachas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 88,542 Kwachas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, news headlines usually include p-values, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lukulongo's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lukulongo is ranked 165,522^nd in the world and 1,115^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.