The Coffee Addicted Kingdom of Lugunica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Otto Suwen with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.407 billion Lugunicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Lugunica. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lugunican economy, worth 201 trillion Jades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,540 Jades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, rumor has it that Otto Suwen has won three lotteries in a row, Otto Suwen is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the single fish caught by Lugunican fishers last year is cited as evidence of Lugunica's thriving fisheries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lugunica's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lugunica is ranked 102,977^th in the world and 227^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,241.21 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.