The Cooperative Commonwealth of Luftetia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade President with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.959 billion Luftetians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Commune. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Luftetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion ekums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,817 ekums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Comrade President is called 'Patches' at international summits, the default state for Luftetia is default, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Central Commune. Crime is totally unknown. Luftetia's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luftetia is ranked 26,379^th in the world and 1,693^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.01 law-abiding acts per hour.